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The Big Psycho




I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via heart)


the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

(via succeeding)

    You: babe get on skype im tired of looking at just pictures
    Fakeass: im sorry babe i dont have a smart phone or wifi
    You: .....but i met you thru instagram
    Fakeass: babe wow how could you not trust me?! I thought you loved me
    You: fine.....but i really cant believe im dating a model from ANTM Season 3 :)))


A part time teacher part time stripper named Miss B. Haven

(Source: stability, via gnarly)


i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

(via differentworldd)


reasons why i stop replying: 

  1. i’m busy
  2. you’re boring
  3. i’m mad
  4. you replied with one word
  5. you asked for a pic

(via pizza)